ACCOUNTANT

ACCOUNTANT: Fighting off the ladies is half the job.

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#TeamStillFat

#TeamStllFat came about from the critique of Before and After pictures often reinforcing that progress and health is inherent to losing weight and thinness. I'm fat before and after. I'm still fat.

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FUN THING TO DO IN THE MORNING

<div>Only available Here For few Days so <b>ACT FAST and order yours NOW</b>! </div><div><b>TIP: If you buy 2 or more (hint: make a gift for someone or team up) you’ll save quite a lot on shipping. </b></div><div>Guaranteed safe and secure checkout via: </div><div><b>Paypal | VISA | MASTERCARD </b></div><div>Click the <b>GREEN BUTTON</b>, select your size and style. </div><div><b>Trouble Ordering?</b></div><div>Email support@teespring.com or call 1-855-833-7774. </div><div> </div>

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Plotting Something - Math Shirt

<div>I see you have graph paper. You must be plotting something.</div><div><br></div><div>Get one for yourself or a mathematician you know.<br> </div><br><b>Available in short sleeve, long sleeve and hoodies 10 days only</b><br><div><b><br></b></div><div><b>Kids Sizes also available here : <a href="https://teespring.com/plotting_kids" target="_blank">https://teespring.com/plotting_kids</a></b></div>

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THE LAST BREATH

<div> <div> <b>TIP: If you buy 2 or more (hint: make a gift for someone or team up) you’ll save quite a lot on shipping.</b><br> </div> <div><b><br></b></div> <div>Guaranteed safe and secure checkout via:</div> <div><b>Paypal | VISA | MASTERCARD</b></div> <div><b><br></b></div> <div>Click the <b>GREEN BUTTON</b>, select your size and style.</div> </div>

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#TimStrong

On March 19 at approximately 5:40 am, Park Forest Police were on the scene at a vacant residence  investigating a break-in and a stolen vehicle found at the location.  A suspect exited the home and as the officers attempted to detain him, he produced a handgun and began firing on officers. Officers returned fire, striking the suspect. One officer, Tim Jones, suffered life threatening injuries in the gunfire exchange. Officer Jones was transported to St. James Hospital and then air lifted to Christ Medical Center where he underwent emergency surgery for a gunshot wound to the head. He remains in critical condition.<div><br></div><div>Tim is a one year veteran of the Park Forest Police Department, and comes from a police family.  The SouthCom Dispatchers are setting this up to support Tim and his family in his continued fight for his life. All proceeds will go directly to Tim and his family for use in his care. <br> </div>

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World's Greatest Farter, I mean Father

<b>Hoodies, long-sleeve, and other shirt option available in the drop down menu.</b><div><br></div><div>Only available for a limited time. Get yours now for Father's day!<div><b><br></b></div> <div><b>SECURE PAYMENT GUARANTEED WITH: <br>VISA - MASTERCARD - PAYPAL</b></div> </div>

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Send me to the campsite camping shirts

<div> <b>** Order 2 or More to Save on Shipping!</b> **<br><b>Not sold in stores.</b><b> 100% Printed in the U.S.A </b><b><br></b><div> <br>100% Guaranteed safe and secure checkout <br><div>via: <b>Paypal/VISA/MASTERCARD</b><br> </div> <br><div>Click :   <b><u>BUY IT NOW</u></b> to pick your size and order.</div> </div> </div>

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LIMITED EDITION T-SHIRT

<div> <b>Order Sweatshirt here:</b> <a href="https://teespring.com/godsnotdead6sweatshirt" title="Link: https://teespring.com/godsnotdead6sweatshirt">https://teespring.com/godsnotdead6sweatshirt</a><br> </div><div> <b>Order Kids T-shirt here:</b> <a href="https://teespring.com/godloveskids" target="">https://teespring.com/godloveskids</a> </div><div><br></div><div>*HOW TO ORDER?</div><div>1. Select style and color</div><div>2. Click "Buy it Now"</div><div>3. Select size and quantity</div><div>4. Enter shipping and billing information</div><div>5. Done! Simple as that!</div><div><br></div><div><b>TIP: SHARE it with your friends, order together and save on shipping.</b></div>

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OLD MAN WITH A CANOE

<div> <b>More Kayaking Tshirts here</b>=&gt;<a href="https://teespring.com/stores/kayaking-and-canoeing-tshirts?mnl=des" target="_blank">https://teespring.com/stores/kayaking-and-canoeing-tshirts?mnl=des</a><br> </div><div><br></div><div>Order 2 or more and SAVE on shipping! </div><div>We ship to 178 countries</div><div>Guaranteed safe and secure checkout via: </div><div>Paypal | VISA | MASTERCARD</div><div><br></div><div>HOW TO ORDER: </div><div>1. Select the style and color you want</div><div>2. Click "BUY NOW" or "RESERVE NOW"    </div><div>3. Select size and quantity  </div><div>4. Enter shipping and billing information  </div><div>5. Done! Simple as that! </div><div>Need Help?  Contact Teespring Email:</div><div>support.eu@teespring.com</div>

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OLD MAN WITH A BOW

<div> <i><b>Lady Version =&gt; </b></i><b><i><a href="https://teespring.com/huntingi" target="">https://teespring.com/huntingi</a></i></b> </div><div><i><b><img src="http://i.imgur.com/hwogLYg.jpg"><br></b></i></div><div> <i><b>Internet Exclusive! - </b></i><i><b>Available for a few days only</b></i><br> </div><div></div><div><br></div><div> <div><i><b>** VERY High Quality Hoodies &amp; Tees</b></i></div> <div><i><b><br></b></i></div> <div><b>Safe &amp; Secure Checkout</b></div> <div><b><img src="https://d1b2zzpxewkr9z.cloudfront.net/user_images/0966b380857bfd0e65e2e189f6878b104beec9ca/687474703a2f2f7777772e6368656170687964726f706f6e6963732e636f6d2f762f76737066696c65732f6173736574732f696d616765732f70617970616c2d766973612d6d6173746572636172642e706e67"><br></b></div> </div>

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DroidTee #?? Fragmented

This. Is. Spacedroid.<div><br></div><div>A new DroidTee is here! This time I worked with Donn Felker and Kaushik Gopal from the awesome <a href="http://fragmentedpodcast.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fragmented podcast</a>, and we made this exclusive edition of Spacedroid DroidTee for everyone who love Android!</div><div><br></div><div>Why I chose a spacedroid? With Scott Kelly's year-long mission on ISS, and several movies related to astronaut like The Martian, Gravity etc., I thought it's pretty cool to make an Android in spacesuit to explore unlimited possibility beyond the universe, and I believe it's many people's dreams to be an astronaut to observe the beauty of the outer space.</div><div><br></div><div>And Google I/O is coming, so grab this iconic and comfortable T-shirt and wear this proudly during the event!</div><div><br></div><div>Taylor Ling</div><div>AndroidUIUX.com</div><div>---------------------------<br>Disclaimer: The Android robot is reproduced or modified from work created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the <a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License</a>. <div><br></div> <div>The modified Android robot used in this campaign has been submitted for review and acknowledged by the Android Brand Approvals team for commercial use as accorded in CC BY 3.0 License. </div> </div>

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